News flash

At long last, I can spill the beans about what is going on here. I couldn't rest the past couple of weeks and the Mistress is very mean making me not talk about what is going on.

It appears the house is going up for sale next week and they want to move on and buy a HUGE caravan to live in and tour NZ. Trixie and I are some of the chosen few to live this caravan life. It is a 30-foot thing that is very posh she says. Strange people have been coming and going, there are heaps of boxes being packed up which explains why some of my mates have disappeared. I am yet to understand about where these boxes are going. When will I see them again.?

His Lordship has a caravan, but it's only a puppy and not big enough for us all to live in. These humans seem to be very excited about their next adventure. There have been many sleepless nights going on here and they even sit up in bed in the middle of the night, looking at pictures of this caravan. Of course, I am not privy to even take a look at the pictures of this monstrosity. They say we could be traveling for 3-5 years. It appears she has a rather large birthday later this year and wants to travel before they get too old.  The Mistress has itchy feet and wants to see more of our country and show His Lordship. He likes fishing and hasn't been able to do any since meeting her. I even heard the Mistress telling people that they will, skip the wedding and just have a honeymoon. One long honeymoon. Ahh just think of the stories I can write. I wonder if she will take me up in the hot air balloon again. That was so much fun, especially watching her face change!!

They also say they will do house and farm sitting their way around. At first, they will do the South Island and start off where it will be warm. She says it could take a couple of months or so to sell and in the meantime, she will empty draws and have a clear out.

His Lordship has a small collection of Gnomes and asked if he could put them in the caravan. Of course, she announces. I think she plans on using blue tack. His Gnomes are small, and she only plans on taking a few others smaller than me. So where are the rest going when we leave here. Storage she says. What is storage? 

While I try to sleep, I ponder how her swift sport will tow this Monstrosity. It appears they have to buy a bigger car and put the swift, into storage. Gee, I am so pleased I am not going into Storage.

Another couple of very big things are happening here too this week. We have 2 books about to go on Amazon. The daughter has got this job of getting it on their due to technology, as this is extremely challenging for the Mistress. It needs a younger brain she says, as her brain is full!

AND...... a reporter was here the other day getting a story about what these humans are about to do. She reckons others will enjoy seeing this story. It was supposed to be in this week, but the lady was sick, and, so it didn't get in. Disappointing but the staff need to be well to do their job. From what I could hear she was happy to hear all the Mistress's stories. I guess this means we will be famous again.

As you can see it is all go here, and the Mistress seems to have everything under control. She has regular rests, and this keeps His Lordship happy.