27/6/24

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The courier has been again. She is like Santa Claus because she delivered another box of books today. The Mistress is mighty happy about this. Overnight friends from overseas bought adult books, which also pleased the Mistress. She hopes they will, like others, leave a review and tell us what they think of the book.

Today, she Googled her name and was surprised by what she found. It's fascinating, she says. She wonders who put this stuff there. Just as well, it is true, she says. The stuff that used to be on there has disappeared. It may be old news now. 

The Mistress is a Gnome Queen.

A Gnome Queen, fancy that. It is up here in print. Now I have heard of everything. 

I have heard that I can sit on the agent's motorbike on Monday and can't wait. He also wants a copy of our book. Crickey, there is a vast boxful here. A neighbor came and bought one, too.

These humans had a cheek this morning and put the Gnomes in boxes. They are in the garage waiting for the Grandson to wrap and pack appropriately. The Mistress worries that it could be a miserable day when he is here and does not want him to get wet or cold. 

When they went out, some of us went to investigate and jeepers; we will have a ball tonight while they sleep. Now we have to learn to use that heat pump as it is jolly cold out there during the night. The only problem is climbing up to the roof. We can hatch a plan somehow. If not, they can run in here to play. I also looked around the garden, and it was all bare. Only the lawn mower man is there. The place needs more color, she says. All we can see is lots of little stones. Oh well, too bad she announces.

His Lordship cooked dinner tonight. The Mistress was a bit off-color color, so he took over. She thinks she will keep him on. Chicken schnitzel, cauliflower, pumpkin, and spud with gravy. Yummy, I heard her say, and he, too, says he is a great cook. I would call this skiting.