4/3/24

 OMG, there is so much going on here and I am not allowed to utter a word. It's a tough life being a mere Gnome. Strange people keep popping in and out, the phone keeps the Mistress on her toes. She gets so confused with everything and needs to have a sit down often. His Lordship keeps the Mistress calm and strongly enforces rest and often. Oh, I so wish I could share what is going on. But my lips are sealed.

I am allowed to share that our books, one Children's and one adult will be hitting the Amazon market this week. Oh, there is so much happening here that I am bursting. The Mistress says that all will be revealed soon. But how soon. I just want to tell people now, but I have been told that if I spill the beans, I will be, and not could be, she says, in very serious trouble around here and that I will not be at all happy with the consequences. 

His Lordship is a busy beaver too, and the Mistress always has a job for him and says he will never be bored around our Mistress. I just wish I was allowed to spill the beans.

She had a friend here yesterday doing her garden. This is a first, she always does this herself, but times have changed, and she accepts help when it is offered. 

The floor is clear too and we have so much more room to do our Gnome stuff at night. Some of our friends have gone missing and we cannot find them. We will continue to keep looking and am sure they will turn up. They could be hiding from us, so I am sure they will turn up.

That fella with the wheelbarrow has been moved to a better possie because the coffee table waltzed out the front door.  

Oh, I am bursting here and could do with a beer or two. Trixie is also bursting with information. We talk a lot when these humans are asleep and also excited. Our lips are sealed.