12/2/24

OMG, we are in trouble today and I am not feeling well at all. The new bloke who tells jokes has got us into a whole heap of trouble. The Mistress is on the wall path and is very angry. The new bloke found some beer and whisky on the floor in the spare room. Oh boy, I reckon he has tasted this stuff before and rather likes it too. It wasn't long before he was falling over himself as it's much stronger than beer and wine. 

These humans told someone on the phone last night that they were going to Akaroa today, and never took me. How rude is this? The Mistress put me on the table ready to go and left me behind. I am not impressed at all. We finally got it out of the new fella what his name was. He had wanted us to guess, but we had run out of ideas. A couple of slurps of that whisky and he let it slip. "Moonshine". Now that's an interesting name that we never would have guessed.

I doubt he will be shining in the morning. He also mixed his drinks and I learned that he should not have done this. The look on His Lordship's face seeing us all over the floor in a state. He too was not impressed. He said they should put all alcohol up high and not down low, and this would stop us getting, into it. Knowing Moonshine, he would stack all our books and climb. Nothing would stop him. He is very strong-willed and full of himself. I am sure he will be in more trouble with the Mistress in the future, and Moonshine says, "so, what she will get over it and we will do this again sometime". 

Crickey I am shaking in my boots and wouldn't dare get into trouble again. I hope His Lordship really hides this stuff, so we do not have a repeat of today. I shall have to hide some books too so that this restricts his climbing.