17/6/23

The mistress was up early again which meant she must be going out. My mates called a meeting overnight and talked about what we would do the next time she went out. So as soon as the garage door closed, we got straight into our prepared plans. There are some pin-pong balls around here that cats play with, so we sure had high jinks. They were going in all directions which I shan't mention here for obvious.

Now we are also trying to get that new fellas hat off to see what is underneath. He is a fast cookie and gets away from us and hides. We will get him I can promise you. We just have to come up with a better method I reckon. The fella in the barrel wants to trip him up with his foot, but the stupid fella needs to jump out of the barrel first. He is so dumb or intoxicated that he didn't realize this. Duhh.

The texts and phone calls continue around here, keeping me in suspense. She is pretty secretive you know when she wants to be. We shall have to study him next time he visits. In the meantime, we will have to look up the Male human species and see what makes them tick. I am reliably informed they are quite different from the female version. This duck shooting, he is into sounds so crazy to me. Those ducks don't stand a chance they reckon. No doubt we will hear the outcome at a later date.

There has been a tidy-up around here this afternoon as some village ladies are coming here for a meeting. It appears the mistress is now on the Body Corp committee, so we shall observe what exactly a human meeting is. I suspect quite different from a gnome meeting. I thought she had enough on her plate around here. 

Later....Well, these ladies turned up, Crickey one was on a crutch. All they did was yack and yack then they were gone. Poof vanished!! 

Thought for the day

Repeat the question over and over.

Write or speak each of your answers aloud.

Remain constructive and positive.

The phrase, "I am the one who..." will lead you to a new 

perception of yourself.

Perhaps you will answer the next question,

"Why am I here?"

Today I will deepen my self-awareness by

answering the question, 

"Who am I?"

Discover new aspects of yourself and voice them. 

Glimpse your true self and your purpose in life.