27/4/23

This is it she says

The mistress had another sleep-in today, and took her breakfast back to bed, for more rest. She thinks she is feeling slightly better today.

Her hair has been driving her crackers, so after her shower, she took off to the hairdresser. Peace for me and a meeting with these new friends. We need to report we found another traffic fine!!! Shh don't tell the mistress. I shan't disclose the amount because this could get me into all sorts of strife. I reckon her Granddaughter will be on her tail. She says sports cars with stripes are supposed to go fast. Yes, but she is breaking the law and demerit points to her name. 

 

More paper was flying around here today, finding more mates for me. There is another old chap in the garage that was given to the mistress, to repaint, from a delightful lady in Paeroa. Plus, there are 2 others that are very small and old she found somewhere, also to repaint and 4 tiny miniatures as big as your little fingernail. So that's about 60 in our car. 

The 2 chaps in the front row are pepper and salt. Jeepers I hope they won't sneeze all over the table. This could get messy. The 2 to the left at the back are double ups because the mistress just loves these guys' faces. They look cheeky, and I reckon the mistress is very cheeky too. 

I recall a conversation she had with a friend about needing a truck or trailer to cart these all home, but careful packing was required she announces.

All the suitcases are now empty, and just some bags to sort. She told me that she doubts there are any more Gnomes in these bags. Hey, I think we have heard this before. 😂😂😂

A neighbour came over to see all these new friends of mine on the floor. She got a shock to see so many. Most are now on the garage floor ready to be sprayed before going outside. The mistress likes to protect them from the weather, and this spray does the job she says. The inside Gnomes only require a wash. Now listen here, I do not ever wash, as I enjoy a bit of dust. She clearly needs to understand this.

She put the fella sitting on the toilet on her toilet. Strange woman I reckon. Now my calculation of the Gnome numbers would be 400 plus. I think a count again outside is required.

Our home is now called Gnome Village. The mistress is a Gnome-a-Holic. 

Also, a Gnome-ologist is her title on her profile for house sitting. Now you should see her reviews from these families that we looked after their homes and pets. She always leaves them some flowers on the bench/table. I am very proud of my mistress.  Jeepers don't tell her though. She could get a swelled head. 

Now one of those miniature friends of mine told me that he reckons he has heard a discussion about the Television doing another story, so watch this space.