2/2/23

 Levin

Gee that mistress of mine was on the ball today. And that's no BULL either. I will explain later!! I can't tell you too much gossip too early in writing today.

The rain cleared making her very happy.  Good for driving she says. But first, we had a cupper with 2 ladies at the Suzuki head office in Whanganui.

They saw the Stuff news online with yours truly on in it and then the breakfast show on TV 1 last week and thought they could help to promote their brand with my delightful aging mistress and yours truly. Gee don't tell her about this aging stuff because she could do me an injury. 

That mistress wanted to meet them and of course, introduce me to the "HERO". SShh don't tell her that either. Lots of laughs and a good old rock in my chair listening to our stories. 

Anything to get out of the real work they do.!! They needed a break from their mundane jobs, gosh don't tell their boss. They needed humor in their day, and this was different from their normal meetings. I doubt they will ever forget us because it's not every day a Gnome turns up to a meeting.

Now she didn't tell those 2 ladies that before we went to meet them, she lost the car, and with me in it. I am convinced she is losing the plot, but she read my mind and said she got temporally disorientated, by turning left from a shop instead of right. Yeah right, NOT. 

Time to leave town and the yukky river and head to Levin. The mistress keyed in the GPS Levin, and we were on the road we arrived on. She kept saying this isn't right. Her gut feeling, which is usually correct made her stop, and just as well because we were heading to Taupo!! I think it's the aging process. Hehehehe

Yeah, we are finally on the way cruising along nicely, when she roared the s..... word. whatever could be the problem? Rudely interrupted from a juicy part of my book, she announced that the truck weigh station had a cop car on the south side that she couldn't see until we passed. She thinks he/she would be standing at the dark glass windows with a camera. Click got ya. Oh, dear, my poor mistress. Maybe she needs to not have a heavy foot. That Suzuki is easy to forget your going too fast she says. It never feels like you're speeding as it purrs along so nicely. Hmmmm

After recovering from this shock, she said "Yeah we are at BULLS."

Lunch time she says. All of a sudden, she came to a stop and said let's get out.  But why there is no cafe here. No, she said but a BULL.

OMG, she perched me on a Bulls back for a photo shoot. Are you sure this isn't a cow I said?  She said she grew up on a farm and knows a lady cow to a man cow, and she knows her BULLS.

Yeah Lunch time!!