Friday 13th

So, what's that I can see above us.

 Blue sky the mistress announced. No rain today that fella on the radio said. Yippy I am so happy about this cos we need to get out there and do things. 

The Granddaughter wanted to take her scooter to her school as they have a special track for kids to ride and I had to pay attention to the RULES on the wall. So, I jumped down there too for a ride in this sunshine that we haven't seen in a very long time. Boy that girl goes fast, and I nearly fell off. She could break me you know and that wouldn't be funny. Even although the granddaughter was very careful, I was extremely nervous. A female driver you know!!!!

It was extremely hot down there and needed to go and inspect those flowers the mistress was raving about and seek some shade.

Then we went to another track on the other side of the school. Too hot for me to get down there for another ride so the mistress plonked me in a tree for some shade. The sun was so bright I couldn't

see the pages and read. Not good when a gnome can't read his book.

Once that girl had had enough, we went to a local secondhand book shop. OMG it was a huge shop and books everywhere. The local library was nothing compared to this place. The mistress said that I might find more books to read. I had news for her, as us Gnomes get our books from a special place that only gnomes know about, and we don't share our secrets with those humans. These books of ours, humans wouldn't understand. These are for Gnome reading only. Not fit for human eyes. They might go blind if they tried to read our books. hehehhehhehehe😂😂

I kept an eye on this mistress, because we don't want her reading naughty stuff do, we. Her friends and family wouldn't approve at all.

That daughter and granddaughter can growl you know. I've heard them at it many times......but she just pokes face at them. From where I am perched, I see all angles of their mischief. Us gnomes we know better manners than those humans.

So off home with her loot. Goodness knows when she will sit still to read these. Shes always doing something.