Santa has been and Gone

Just look at my loot. My favorite chocolate fish. What on earth are those god dam frogs doing in my stocking. The old mistress tells me that I can put then in the Gnome swimming pool when we get home.

Who is that fella sitting beside me? Looks like he means business.

He is even looking over my shoulder to see what I am reading. I'm checking him out cos he might be underage, and we can't have that.

She rose early yesterday, Christmas day, such a carry on really. She said the dog had to be walked before we went out for breakfast. What, it's not 6am yet and she was out the door. Oh well I had some more sleep before they roared back. 

Such a commotion, things flying into the chilly bins. Got to have the bubbly she said. But she was driving. Oh, my goodness she better be careful you know. She doesn't want to crash that super-fast sports car, cos it will wreck the paintwork, and her pride!! Hehehe

She said I should know that she was a careful driver, and if the blue lights roar into action, then she would really put her foot down😏.

Now just listen to this. That cat and dog here they got presents too from Santa. The dog was very happy outside with his. 

The cat wasn't so sure about this carry on. She played until losing interest.

So off out we went for more parcels and breakfast, BBQ bacon and egg croissant at her daughters. The granddaughter assisted me to open my stocking then her cat got his own parcel.... what another animal for Santa, gosh he was busy with all these people, animals and gnomes. But you just look at this picture.

This cat called horse, cos she swallowed one......is playing with a fish that's jumping around the place. She sits on it and that poor fish (not a real one) she chews it and tosses it around. 

I don't know about these humans. I am sure there is something strange about them. Oh well it is giving me some entertainment I suppose.

So, the mistress was tired last night, and I spotted her getting into the wine. She announced that she wasn't driving and to mind my own business.