Fella slept on the floor!!

Gosh I'm itching to tell you some gossip. 

I was minding my own business last night, when the mistress opened the door to her friends, and they stayed the night. Not enough room to sleep in bed so he slept on the floor on some bouncing thing! I recall something happening earlier in the night when this big blue thing was blown up with a pump. I wonder what will happen if put a pin in it when the fella sleeps. Could be interesting.

She didn't ask my permission about this arrangement. Was told that because I don't contribute to the finance department, I have NO say on the matter. It's a tough life being a gnome. At least he didn't snore, or I would have chucked a bunch of C/Ds at him. They're coming back to stay Monday night. 

The old bird coughs a bit and loves her / our house!! She didn't see much last night as it was dark when they arrived. They liked my friends outside too. The old bird has the same make and model car but a different color and year. No stripes I notice, so in that case she won't go as fast as us. Hehehe. I wonder what would happen if we got on the racetrack. Please no, I don't want to be in the car if they do this. 

Now get this....the mistress showed them my kits for going away. A toilet bag with soap, comb for my locks, and shampoo. Hey us gnomes don't use such stuff. She announced that I'm not allowed to get dirty or stink because we will be close to each other, and she doesn't like smelly little people like us gnomes. So, what's wrong with a bit of dirt or BO.

Then she produced a second kit. What...a drink bottle, my own tissues so we don't fight over them, and a couple of little books. I'd rather choose my own. 😄

So, its peaceful again cause the cat has gone and there's no ping pong balls being tossed around all night. At least I get some snoozing done.