Train trip

Thank goodness I'm home again. This mistress had me doing all sorts of stuff, not normally known to Gnomes. Here I am sitting on the table on the train.

Why isn't the mistress still in bed. It's still half dark outside and gnomes don't rise early like this. She whisked me away so jolly fast I was dizzy. She says get over it. Huh!!! These friends of hers thought it was a huge joke.

People stopped and chatted about me so fast I couldn't get a word in. The train ride was quite spectacular really, but don't tell her this. I like to keep some stuff to myself as us gnomes are quite secretive with some things. Her motel mate is a real fuss pot, and bliss when they both went to bed. Silence at last. Boy they can both yack and yack. I sat back and read my book and fell fast asleep from our big day.