8/2/24
We had such fun through the night here on the shelf. The new bloke above me can tell funny stories. He had us almost falling off the shelf and the pole dancer couldn't keep a grip of her pole. She almost pole-vaulted off the shelf. It is a long drop to the floor, and she would have got very broken. Eventually, she sat in the corner to recover. This fella's stories are hilarious, and goodness knows how he learned them.
It appears some of his books have these stories in them. Where does he get them from, I wonder. The Mistress nearly caught us laughing when she got up through the night. She even put her head around the corner as if she heard something. We did settle for a while, and then he started up again once she was asleep. I think we will get on just fine, as long as he doesn't find the alcohol cupboard, as I have a gut feeling like the Mistress gets that he could get us into a whole heap of trouble.
It is so quiet around here. The phone rings from time to time and it is always a mushy call between these two humans. Oh, dear, they do miss each other terribly it appears. I did promise His Lordship that I would keep an eye on the Mistress and am pleased to report she does rest at times then gets up and does some chores.
She had wanted to do the dusting, but I said why bother, it just comes back again. She looked mighty dangerous with this long thing that she flung around and caused Trixie to sneeze. The fellows on top of the TV were most put out at her moving them around just to get rid of some dust. They like a bit of dust and dirt, actually, most of us Gnomes prefer it. Being clean is no fun at all.
She took off into the bedroom and gave it a go too. Jeepers she is on a roll today. What will tomorrow bring?
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