21/2/24
Everyone was up early today, and His Lordship left early too. Things to do he says. The Mistress seems to have more stamina these days at times. Sometimes she conks out for a while then gets up and into action. Blimey it has been a while since I have seen this, so she must be feeling better. Now she doesn't always let me on here, so I have to, wait for my opportunities.
The Mistress went to Croquet again today, for one game she reckons. She doesn't want to overdo it. By the sounds of it, she must have got some goals today. This surprised her as she hadn't played much for a few months.
The Mistress went out tonight and at breakneck speed, we heard the garage door open, and off to our places on the shelf. We were re-counting the Gnomes in front of the TV. The silly twits tried to count themselves and got into a terrible mess. For a start, they can't count. Then I had to teach them. Moonshine came to lend a hand, but all he could do was tell jokes and they were falling all over the place. A proper dog's breakfast if you ask me.
22/2/24
Moonshine continued his jokes when the Mistress went to bed. The barrel fella was rolling around the floor as if he was drunk. That head of his is on a spring and as he laughed the more hilarious it looked. I had to quieten them, because I saw the Mistress moving about in her bed and thought she might get up and see us. They didn't listen, either and, eventually, she came out in the dark. OMG, we are shaking in our boots. She must have thought someone was at the door. She didn't dare open it as His Lordship wasn't here. Crickey we were worried someone could have knocked her on the head and then start on us. Not hearing noise, she went back off to bed. Phew that was close. She would have seen us on the floor if she had turned the light on.
What would she have done if she did hear a noise again? Goodness she may have phoned the Police, then, what would happen to us? Oh heck, it is a tough life being a mere Gnome.
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