4/11/23

 The Mistress didn't sleep well. When we thought she was asleep she was wide awake and causing us some frustration at not being able to do Gnome stuff. One of my mates stayed near her to keep an eye out. Holy Moley, it was past 3 a.m. when all went quiet. The wheelbarrow fella decided to let rip and tipped out the ping pong balls, and they were going in all directions. Several fellas jumped down from their shelves and caused a great commotion with all these balls. 

There is a bloke on the floor who is always asleep. We checked if he was actually dead. No, he opened 1 eye then the other told us to be quiet as we were disturbing his peace. Huh not on your Nelly. We wanted some action and exercise. The barrel fella said like it or lump it and carried on biffing balls. 

The Mistress slept in today, but I guess she had to sleep sometime. After breakfast, she got cracking, vacuuming, and tidying all sorts of things including the garage. I reckon she wants her car in the garage while we are away. Also, there is a storm brewing as she had a prior warning from someone down south to advise that hail and thunderstorms created a stir in her house. Now I know this person and how dare she send this storm our way. The Mistress had the washing out and made a quick exit when large drops of rain started then stopped. She also heard thunder.

Now we are still waiting on this storm. There have been some huge spots of rain. His Lordship has arrived, and he reckons that the storm went out to sea. He appears to know this weather business. 

The weather doesn't look that flashy they reckon for us on Monday. These 2 humans don't want wind and I can't figure out why. Hmmm

Crickey tonight's dinner was a spectacular picture to watch from our shelf. These humans were getting very messy and kept using their serviettes. They were chewing on bacon bones. It appears they were very salty and messy. I wish I had the camera, but I was too slow.

I wonder what tomorrow will bring.