3/11/23

The Mistress has done a lot of mucking around today. I guess she knows what she is doing or does she? She nearly drowned herself with a new soaker hose. Maybe she will learn that the amount of water coming out of the tap does not have to be full throttle. Quite a bit of water ran down the drive and a total waste. Now from a Gnomes perspective, this is a crime for our planet. How dare she waste water. The city council might bill her then I am sure she will be sorry. I am later to learn that this is a new hose, and she has trainer wheels on learning how to drive it. I wonder how long this will take. 

She disappeared this afternoon and appeared from the look of her foot she had some treatment on it. Acupuncture she announces. What on earth is this I say. She had several needles inserted into the affected area of her lower leg. Weird if you ask me. What is in these needles I ask. Nothing she replied. They all follow the meridian lines in her body.  

It was suggested I look this up in my medical books or look it up on Google. Now as far as I am concerned Google knows far too much, and I don't dare do this as what I do is my business. There are cameras in all sorts of places you know, and I don't trust these gadgets. 

This afternoon The Mistress sorted her pills into weekly boxes. There are so many, and it took her ages to do this or is it because she is old. Oh, I better start running, I think. 

How does each pill know where to go? Surely, she will rattle. Why is there so much to learn about humans? All this makes my head spin. Gomes do not need to take pills and just as well too I say. We just get into the Zen. Easy really, and maybe I could teach the Mistress a thing or two. I wonder if she would listen to me. 

I have a mate across the room who is constantly in the Zen mode. He permanently sits with his legs crossed and he also has crystals around him. These are good energies they reckon. Hmm I shall ponder this information, I think.