13/9/23

Golly gosh the mistress remembered to take us with her to Tinwald today. Amazing said Trixie. We were packed up safely in her bag and taken to the car. We couldn't see much but, I don't think we better complain somehow. 

Now as we came out of our drive the mistress really got upset as a lady went around the corner on the wrong side of the road. She reckoned if a car was coming the other way there would have been a smash. Then further down the road the mistress really blasted the horn along with someone else as a clown proceeded through his red light as ours had been green for a while. She was far from impressed and wondered when the next catastrophe would happen. Thankfully there wasn't a third time. That could have been more than the Mistress could handle.

His Lordship had arrived home from golf earlier than usual. He couldn't wait to see the Mistress I reckon 😂😂😂

We were greeted by a very active dog. Honey nearly knocked the Mistress over in her already unstable condition. She was just so excited to see us. The Mistress says she is huge and full-on and excited. We were perched up at the caravan window and could see this dog running around the place. 

Trixie and I watched these two stumble across the grass so the mistress could meet the new owners. That dog came running outside as they arrived. Again, she nearly bowled the Mistress over. I understand that the dog gets jealous when the cat appears and gets attention from the humans. The lady of the house says they sleep together and are good mates. 

Gnomes don't get jealous because what is the point. Animals and humans are an odd bunch and so complicated. They have some very strange habits that Gnomes don't ever get caught up in.