14/6/23

Well, I can report that we all had a ball here while the mistress was away. I shan't be divulging on here either, because that mistress doesn't need to know. Sometimes I get into trouble you know. She can be pretty mean when she wants to. I get some privileges taken off me too like the Granddaughter. Why do these women need to be so mean I wonder. 

The mistress arrived back from goodness only knows where. Jumping to attention as soon as that garage door is activated, and all is quiet here. None of us were out of place either, and, our Gnome jokes soon came to a screeching halt. 

Now I reckon there will be more trips away too because I heard her on the phone, and if I play my cards right, this fella goes fishing and they are planning on taking that caravan of his when the weather warms up. The mistress thinks a good book is a good idea and her word search books will come in handy. She hasn't done too many of these lately, and I wonder why.?😂😂😂😂

That fella is messing with her head I reckon. But she still appears very happy, so I won't complain.'

He took her to Geraldine yesterday and had lunch and couldn't resist looking at a particular shop and guess what?

She found this new friend for us.

It appears he prefers to not like seeing this fella. Or maybe he is feeling cold these days. I wonder who the flowers are for? and what does he hide under that hat, as he won't tell me? Surely his head isn't that big. I reckon he has been cloned with something...hehehe but don't tell him for goodness' sake.

Thought for the day

Kindness is helping the world, 

one person at a time.