8/5/23

Oh, this mistress interfered with my writing here and managed to delete a whole page of my writing. I do wish she would keep her hands away when I am busy here. Who can I report this to? Maybe the old Auntie and Uncle, they will listen to me. We won't tell the Granddaughter as she could get really upset about this.

Now where was I? 

A beautiful sunny and warm day the mistress announced. Good for getting the washing dry. Those people in the north island are getting more rain day after day. Her son says he is pouring concrete tomorrow and maybe they will pour cement and let mother nature do the rest. That could be interesting to watch. 

The mistress went out to play housie this afternoon and said I was to behave in her absence. I always behave, don't I? On enquiring as to how long she would be, was met with a piece of string and how long was it. Gee she is cheeky. This will keep.

Now one of these friends at her table has trouble sitting still. When she's not playing the game, she is off somewhere. Now I know this friend as we stayed in a motel in Picton last year. She a yapa too, as I watched and listened from my perch on the corner of the lounge. Another friend at her table and us went on a Tricycle, this was cool fun. We all loved it. The 4th friend has been away up Nelson way and got a wet hide the past couple of weeks. Lots of rain and floods up that way. 

OMG tonight more Royalty. The mistress has fallen in love with a pale pint trouser suit a young lady is wearing. Now her wardrobe is full to the brim and the rail is sagging as there is so much hanging in there. 

Now I need to report that there is still a pile of stuff on the living room floor. The mistress says..."well if you don't like it being there, then put it away."

Oh its a tough life being a mere Gnome.