16/5/23

Brrrr golly gosh it was so cold this morning. The mistress was up extremely early to take the car for a service check. It is 1 year since she bought it brand new. Jeepers that time has flown by. 

She went outside this morning to take the rubbish out and came back inside laughing because one of my mates in the pool had been ice skating and fell over. Stupid twit. When is he going to put some clothes on? The mistress announces that if they are stupid enough to still be in the pool then they won't get any sympathy.  They know where they put their clothes, so it is their problem. Gosh, she is a tough and mean old Biddie. 

Now I have a huge complaint. I was meant to be going out with her this afternoon to see her young friends with a baby. She left me at home. How dare she. I am really upset and very hurt and annoyed. I have a good thought; I might sneak out to the garage tonight and let her tyres down. That will sort her out, I hope!! Huh she is so mean.

Jeepers I wish I could show you the spare room. It's worse than ever now. It appears she is trying to find family tree stuff and pulled the doors off the wardrobe, and stuff flies everywhere. She is muttering around here and I can't understand her. By the tone, I doubt that she has found them yet. Blimey I wonder when all the stuff will be put away. 

I hope she will be on this tomorrow because she doesn't like a mess. Her theory is you have to get into a mess before you get out of the mess. This seems a bit crazy to me, but what would a mere gnome know?

Thought for the day

We never know what tomorrow brings, the only thing we can be certain about is this moment, so never stay angry for too long. Learn, forgive, and LOVE with all your heart.

Do things that bring you joy. Have fun. Stop worrying about people who dislike you, instead enjoy the ones who do.