10/5/23

The mistress went out this afternoon and so a golden opportunity to explore. I don't go into the bathroom very often and so today I was in for a surprise. 

A masked gnome. What next?

What's going on here? How Rude

I wondered where she put these 2 fellas. The mistress says this place is full of fellas. No wonder, she bought them all. She now feels outnumbered, but that is her problem I say. I would be worried if he leaked while she is sitting😂😂😂😂😂

Jeepers what are her visitors going to say when they use the bathroom? Especially the oldies. I am sure they are not accustomed to these sorts of Gnomes. Tough she says, and she can have anything she wants in her house. Better not be a real nude male though!!!!!!!

I just might have something to say about this if it ever happens around here.

Now the mistress must be feeling better as she has been chirpier today and a large bag has disappeared from the lounge floor. I have noted she is not so pale around the gills. 

OMG, things are moving along here in the book department. The daughter has got things almost ready to send off but says I need to do a Synopsis. Jeepers I had to look up what this means. It is such a complicated word that a mere Gnome wouldn't use. The mistress has to come up with a price for the book. How the heck would we know.

I do know that books are not cheap these days. That Prince who recently wrote a book charges a fortune. 

The old mistress says it's not the money it's to get people reading it is more important. 

Synopsis........... Gosh, where do I start? I think I need to really think about this before putting it on here. Do you know my head really hurts just thinking about that word? That is not a word a Gnome would use. 

Oh, can someone please help me? 

Thought for the day

Even if you feel as though you are having one of the worst days of your life, you have reasons to be grateful. Look for benefit in all that has happened to you. Put things into perspective. You are alive! Focus on what you have.

Today I will be grateful

for all my life's blessings.

We are frequently undermined by a state of hungry discontent.

Appreciate the gift of life and all its wonders.