Hastings

13/4/23

I have begun to realize that the later the mistress goes to bed the less time I have to do my Gnome business. But eventually, she disappears, and all is quiet, but on looking down the passage her light seems to be on for ages. When I ask why and what is she doing. She likes to read, she announces. She has a good book and wants to get it read before going home. Huh, I asked her, what is it about? MYOBB she says. 

Well don't tell her, but when I know she is asleep I shall find out.😂😂😂

I shall report later on my findings.

So, going to bed late and then reading until all hours means she sleeps in late, but the phone rings this morning and she's awake.  I don't get my stuff done properly in case she wakes early. Her response was "Tough".

I shall lay a complaint but who can I complain to? Can someone please advise me? My Gnome business is very important, and I need your help.

Ollie took her out for the usual walk. He sits and waits until she finished her breakfast, then gives her a special "Look" and heads to the door. He wasn't impressed when she said to wait until she hangs the washing out. I could read his mind, duh...Humans. Yep, I agree mate!!

I race around here when they go out walking, and all is quiet on their return. But this afternoon I got some more peace when she went out, and when I enquired as to the expected time of arrival home, the air wasn't at all good. She announced that she will be home when she arrives. Now what kind of answer is that? Humans, I really don't understand them, or should I say this one is very complicated. Are they all like this I wonder? 

So eventually, she arrives back, and when I enquire as to what she got up to, I got that look again. So, I shut up and mind my own business. I understand I need to do this task more. 

Now tonight the mistress has been doing something weird with her fingernails. I just sat and never asked, because I know the answer. Her nails have been a glossy pink for about a month and had started to peel off. So, she's very focused, gets a tool and I see that little bits fall off. Now she is quite tidy and picks up the pink bits. The mistress says we must always clean up when completing a task. So weird I say, and another interesting thing I have learned today.

To shut up and clean up when finishing a task!!