25/4/23

I need to tell you that the mistress remained in bed this morning. Gosh so unusual for her. She must be sick. Maybe someone should offer her some bubbly......

Crickey did we have fun last night? My new mates on the floor were rolling around laughing their heads off. One fella is in a barrel with "welcome" on the front. Well, he must have drunk the whole lot because he was pickled 😉😂😃. Cor Blimey we haven't had this much fun in ages. Another fella on a horse, well he took one look at the nude lady beside him and fell off. Another with binoculars was sitting on a beer can and he got his eyes full and fell off his can. He needed another drink to check he was seeing right.

Oops "it" went all over the floor

Now Mr., Policeman came knocking to see what all the commotion was all about because he could hear us outside. So, he too joined in on our fun.  This nude lady was having a ball with all these fellas around. But then she spotted a mate nude and, he was sitting on the toilet, holding a beer can. Goes in one end then, out the other except "it" wasn't hanging down!! It went all over the carpet, so I used my gnome magic, and poof it went away. 

Can't possibly have the mistress knowing what we were up to.

Another 2 fellas were smoking pot and laughing at each other's jokes. The fumes and smoke got into the other chap's face, so he had a mask on. We now have the Boss of our pack. He is huge and lights up at night, so was good that we could see each other better. But the sign he is holding says "The Gnome did it". Huh, which gnome? We will blame the fella on the toilet.

He is the boss man.

Smoking Pot and the weirdo rainbow man

Since when did gnomes have rainbows?? Well, this chap thinks he's the cat's pajamas because of his colors. I reckon he is a real weirdo. 

Mr Policeman came calling

A couple of others were on a seesaw and saw some magic mushrooms. Gosh, there could be a problem with Mr.  Policeman here. I think the frogs should go and hide in front of them so he can't see them. 

What is he going to do about these fellas smoking pot? I think we could offer him a beer and he might let them off. The fella who thinks he is fishing is telling huge fishy stories. He doesn't have a hook on the rod and can no water around. By the look of his eyes, I reckon he is pickled too. 

Another chap, well who on earth dragged him here?  He is doing some sort of ritual. His legs are crossed, and his hands are on his head. Did he get into the barrel of booze too? He sits for ages and ages doing this weird stuff. I think I will send him down to that weirdo rainbow fella. The two of them make a good pair.

Since when do Gnomes pick sunflowers? Looks like this one has grown all right. So, what's the problem here?

Those are magic the mushrooms.

Silly twits on a seesaw

Time was going so fast that we thought the mistress could wake soon and she did but was only 4 am. She made a cup of tea and we scarpered. Phew, it was a close call though.  

So, to relax until it was proper morning, we pondered on the word.

"Wisdom". My mates had never heard of this strange word.

A lot of discussion going on until daylight on this one and I don't think we have it sorted yet.

Life is just a path. 

If you follow your heart

it will lead you in the right direction.