26/1/23
TV Debut
That mistress had me up so early today. I was to wash spik and span and brush my teeth and comb my locks for the TV crew. What utter rubbish.
When will the mistress realize that we gnomes don't do such things?
That Jenny May person will never know that I've not washed, or cleaned my teeth, as she's miles away in front of another TV camera.
Gnomes live carefree lives, and some of us special ones get to travel all around the north island, unwashed.
So off we went in her racy car, down to the statues on the strand. Her hair was a mess, and she had the cheek to make sure I had done mine.
She looked like she had just gotten out of bed! It's very windy was her excuse. There is always an excuse.
Nobody saw that just as we crossed over to the studio a huge train came roaring through and the bells were ringing making it hard to hear the producer in her earpiece. Maybe she didn't clean her ears?
Anyway, all went well in the end, and everyone was happy.
I must show the mistress how grateful I am for this wonderful experience, so I will put my thinking cap on. Hey its already on😇. LOL
The mistress says she always has the special radar she tunes into. What on earth is she talking about? My guides, she says and often gets an orange monarch butterfly swooping around in front of her, She, says this is always to confirm that they agree with whatever she is doing. What utter rubbish. She hasn't ever told me this before. I was politely told that there are some things you share and some things you don't or haven't been an opportunity.
Another thing she announced was that she thinks her mother in spirit had something to do with this media stuff. She had a warped sense of humor too.! It was her 1-year anniversary this week.
I think I will have to sleep on this and read up about it in my books.
Next to do was get her cell phone problems sorted. The daughter who is handy with technology couldn't solve the problem. My poor mistress finds all this just too much and ended up buying a new phone. I waited in the car and stayed out of trouble. The shop took hour and hours to change old phone stuff over. 5 hours and the humans were exhausted, as was mentally challenging for the mistress and the daughter wasn't too impressed with the shop either. Her poor husband had to wait till 9pm to get his dinner as she got stuck in traffic.
Oh, I am glad us gnomes don't have these things to worry about.
Us gnomes don't get mentally challenged. We just keep out of the human way and read up on why they do this to themselves. They are such a crazy species our books say! Gosh, don't tell her this. 😂
It was a long day, up early for the TV debut, then this phone business.
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