I've laid a complaint 

It's just not fair, the cat, dog and that girl who visits get far more attention than me around here. I caught the mistress giving that cat a cuddle this morning. I could hear the cat, Daisy purring from my position under the Christmas tree. It's not on, this business. The dog too, Toffs her name she has lengthy discussions with the mistress and Toff takes her for a walk and she comes back very red in the face from all these hills she makes her climb, and this house is so high up we are living in the clouds some days. Hehehe its funny to see her all flustered and Toff just lies down and has a sleep.

Maybe the mistress should do this too. She was a bit off this afternoon and had her daughter running after her with cups of tea and ordered her to stay resting on the couch. Gosh she sure knows how to give orders. I know where she gets this from.... chip off the old block I think !! She had to do as she was told and had no choice in the matter. Gosh I will have to be careful, or someone may start to give me orders. Us Gnomes don't take orders. We just do as we jolly well, please.

I had to stay home again today and keep my eye on these animals who live here. I'm not going to tell you what they get up to when the mistress takes off in that jolly red car of hers. Thats Gnome business only. Not fit for humans.

I told her she needs to clean that car again cos its dirty and she told me where to go!! She said she cleaned it a few days ago but didn't say which bit 😉😉  

She said if I moan about it then I have to clean it. I'm sure Father Christmas doesn't like dirty cars either. Hey, her car is the same color as his clothes. Fancy that. I have a red hat too, and black boots. I wonder if Father Christmas will come to me. I told her I've been good. I think I should hang up a stocking and see what happens.

I won't tell her about this, and we will see. I wonder where I could find a stocking to hang up. Maybe I will go through her suitcase and fine one when she's out.

The granddaughter took a photo of the mistress in the mall today. Gosh I wish I was there; I rather like posing for photos. I shouldn't complain really cos she did take me out Saturday night for a beer and Sunday lunch she had me on the water you know. 

Number 19, what's this about? Hmm Maybe I drank 19 waters.

 🎅🎄🎈