Nude Gardening Day

My mistress has just announced its nude gardening day. What's she on about?

Some of us gnomes have been found to be nude before, and in other compomising  positions.

She even has a topless one in the pool. So what does this mean in today's world. Don't tell me she's going to appear in the nuddy. Heaven help me, pleeeeeze.

Watch this space and I'll report back. 

Do you know, she's been doing some crazy things lately, and since she retired, and totally out of character for her. Being a model in her favourite shop. Who does she think she is? I can see she's no slim Jim. Her new car, red and black with racing stripes and a sports car too. Who does she think she is? Shes no spring chicken anymore and announces that it goes faster with stripes. "What" oh heck. 

A fella asked her if she had any tickets yet? The crazy women said she's working on it. What😏😒

I hope she puts the seat belt around me when we take off on this trip and, has insured me? The life of a gnome.......What next is she going to come out with. I think I liked her when she was working.

Shes never home these days and interupt's my peace and quiet as she's in and out of here like a yoyo. 

There will be peace soon as she's off to croquet. Yesterday she got the shot of the day, and they gave her a chocolate fish for her efforts. Where's mine because she didn't share any with me.