Do you know what, that women is up to something. Shes come home from croquet all fired up. Shes on the computer and said she is looking up name ideas. What on earth for.? 

OMG she's not pregnant is she. I have not seen any fella hanging around here around here. How can this be. I threw my book at her to get her attention, and asked why, and please explain😟.

Holy Moly and guacamole. She said I have to have a name change. WOT, why, for goodness sake. Ned is easy for us to remember in our aging years.  Her friends think I need an Irish name being a gnome. You just wait till I see them. How would they like there name changed in there advancing years. I know I'll let their tyre's down.

Oh well at least it's not a sex change!!!! I wonder what name she will come up with. Hmmm. I wait and wait.