19/11/23

I finally found the new Gnome the Mistress bought the other day in the garage. He is HUGE.....Now there is some drama about this Gnome. She found it advertised on Facebook was $300 now $90. A bit steep she thought. So, she bid him down but forgot to ask if it was new or secondhand. She knew her new prices fairly well and offered $60 which they accepted. So, picking it up and paying for it she was told the person had died and they were selling stuff. Aye was $300 and got it for $60. They are out to make money, not friends she thought. Just as well she didn't pay anymore. 

Now this Giant stands so high above me, that I have to ask him how the weather is up there. 

How come this Gnome grew and I didn't. Does this make me a dwarf? Oh well, I guess some of my other friends here are bigger than me and smaller too. Humans are all shapes and sizes, so I guess this is ok. She has been busy on here again today. The computer continues to have the steam rising and I reckon it is about these books she has underway. His Lordship took her out again this afternoon, for a change of scenery, so I managed to tap away until I heard the garage door go up. Then I scarpered. Jeepers I tripped over my toes too, Crickey there are enough injuries around here without any more people on sticks/frames. I haven't seen a Gnome on sticks before. I guess there is always a first time.