17/10/23

Jeepers, we tried to head down the drive last night and heard the terrible rain on the roof. What a racket. I have a deep anxiety about water in every form so abandoned our plans of venturing outside while all humans slept. Not only this, but it was also terribly cold, and we don't do this either, as being allowed to stay inside in all weathers is a much more pleasant option. Unlike those other fellas at home who are used to the elements. I bet the pool filled up last night. 

These humans around here have a pretty easy life. They chat with this cat Zeus who is enjoying daily company and chatter. His Mum and Dad work so it's a quiet day for him usually. He will probably miss these two when we return home again. The Mistress knows that Zeus' Mum is missing her big boy. She said in an email to give her boy a cuddle. Crickey, she has done this many times. I just hope she doesn't start to cuddle me! There could be trouble ahead if this was to eventuate. 

I do notice these two love birds having a cuddle or two around here. Mushy stuff and we do not need to see this, so they better limit these events I say. Now you don't see Trixie and I carrying on like this. We have the utmost decorum around here. They are like this at their home too, and when we complain, they show me the door. How rude. They say like it or lump it, too. 

It has been difficult for us to achieve anything today as these humans never went out at all. They said the weather put them off, so they drank tea all day!!

I hear that His Lordship is on cooking duty with the meat tonight. She is not good at cooking steaks so better for him to do and all will be great. I daresay she will be on vegetable duty. She reckons he has never had so many vegetables in the past. The Mistress enjoys the meat raffles he wins and saves buying meat at the supermarket. At least he is good for helping the Mistress in so many ways.

We overheard a conversation last night, and my goodness gracious me. They want to live together in her house. Nobody has asked my permission yet. I think we need to call a meeting and vote on this business. I wonder how far we will get on this.