6/9/23

The mistress was late getting up again. She is not moving very fast again. Looks like the Achilles may be the issue. She was delighted to see the sunshine this morning then I heard her complaining about hearing thunder this afternoon. I wonder if she was hearing things! Trixie and I never heard it. She told a friend on the phone, and she heard it too. Goodness, I missed this exciting piece of news. Trixie and I would have loved to Rock and Roll.

Now on Monday, it was the anniversary of the big Earthquake, and the mistress was at a meeting in an old building over on the east of the city, when there was a sudden rock and roll. She thought these things had stopped, but no not likely. The mistress doesn't dare think about these horrible things as they bring back some horrible memories for her.  

The mistress was caught out this morning as a courier arrived with a large box and she was still in her dressing gown. She wasn't expecting anything so enjoyed a surprise from Japan. Where the heck is Japan, I ask? I was promptly informed to look it up in my books. When I saw the box, it reminded me of my own awful experience of being in a box and delivered home when the mistress accidentally left me down south. Now this was the most terrible time in my life. I am so sure now that my nerves haven't recovered. I looked this up in my books and it appears I have P.D.S.T. 

I really do wonder about that lady down there. She never advised me about how rough that trip would be before I left. Not being able to see the outside world from inside this box let alone breathe properly was a nightmare that didn't appear to end quickly. Hence the trauma I now suffer because of this. Usually, I sit on a cushion with a seat belt around me and sit beside her, so I don't miss anything. That mistress just says, suck it up, your home now. This human can be so cruel to my feelings at times. 

It's a tough life being a Gnome in this place where I live. Just who does she think she is? She is trying to teach me to be grateful that I got to go on that trip, as she could have left me at home. I suppose she is a wise woman with lots of wisdom she has learned over the many years she has been on this planet. I wonder if it's more years than me. Awe I don't think I will ask that question. 😂😂😂

OMG, she has just spoken to her fella on the phone so they can see each other. Mushy mushy. She got her wires crossed and thought it was Thursday. He politely told her it was golf day. Oh, the laughter and jokes and he feels she is losing the plot. He could be right on that one, but for goodness' sake don't you dare tell her this. I could be put outside.

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