16/9/23

It never ceases to amaze me that the mistress has always got another adventure up her sleeve. Today I heard a conversation with the mistress and somebody on the phone and again last night telling his Lordship. Now I would never have thought that this would be possible. She has been asked to speak to a local group about her life with Gnomes. Now this is a first and she tells me that I will be the center of attention. Me, oh my goodness. I could be shy you know, like his Lordship. He maintains he is shy, but nobody has thought about my feelings.

The Mistress says it's her that does the talking, and that I just sit there while everyone looks at me. She says I need to bathe and wash my hair before Monday morning. Now I have told her that I dislike water and I had news for her and that I could run away. She told me that this would deeply upset these people who had come especially to see me. She locked the door just in case and told the policeman at the gate not to let me out. 

My life as a gnome in this house is pretty rough at times, and I noticed she never actually asked me if I wanted to do this. How dare she. The mistress has assured me that they will all love me and that I would be pleased that I went along. She reckons some of these people may have gnomes at their homes too. If this is so, then I would like to meet them. 

A friend of hers phoned today to say she heard something on the radio about new Winkle beds and that the friend was thinking of me. The mistress googled this and appeared to be spelled differently. Winkl and not Winkle. She had visions of me sleeping in a Gnome-sized bed. Now I am not telling this lady, but I have a special place to sleep here, and I am not about to discuss where this is. This is Gnome business only. 

OMG, it appears I have some new Gnome friends coming to stay. The mistress has just had a text from someone to say that a group is gifting her some Gnomes......another 10. We are to go over next week and pick them up. Gosh, there are some kind people around and the mistress is pretty happy about this. 

Watch this space for more adventures with the Mistress and His Lordship.