10/9/23

 The mistress went out this morning, and being a nice day, we wondered how long she would be gone. We were a bit slow at moving this morning, probably due to all the running around after those ping-pong balls yesterday. Just as we thought about going outside, there was a weird noise at the front door. Goodness gracious me, what on earth is going on here. The next minute the door opened, OMG a burglar, heck where is something to knock them on the head. Oh, it is his Lordship. He decided to come and be here for when she got home, to surprise the mistress. It appears he knows the code combination of the lock key box. Crickey has his feet well and truly under the table here. He takes his dirty washing out to the garage and turns the washing machine on. Anybody would think this was his place. I have news for him. He hasn't asked my permission yet.

Then he makes himself a cupper, puts his feet up, and watches TV. He texted the mistress to say he just left but was here. Gosh, he sure likes to surprise her. But the funny thing was when she rolled in the door laughing, it appeared she felt he would be here. You see she got a special feeling of inner knowing that he would be.

This afternoon they decided to go out and make the most of the sunshine. Goodness only knows where they went but when they came back, they talked about these feelings she had as she visualized a car park, and bingo a park was there today.

I reckon that if he misbehaved, she would know. If he lied to her she would know. I think she knows too much, but jeepers don't tell her this. I could get put outside.