6/8/23

The mistress is settling down here. She went out this morning and then guess who turned up this afternoon.?

She treated him to a roast pork dinner tonight complete with Apple crumble for pudding. I haven't seen her do a roast for yonks. A special treat she says. A way to a man's heart is through his tummy. He even called her the chef before they ate. She reckons a nice wine was in order tonight. I saw them crash their glasses together too. "To us she says". What on earth for I say. I have never heard such rubbish. You don't see Gnomes carry on like this!!!

A fella phoned up this morning wanting a female gnome. He is not having my Trixie. I will put up a fight to keep her I say. The mistress looked outside and there are 2 topless women out at the pool. She would rather keep these as there is a story about them. There is a lady on the TV cabinet she feels is the right one for them. 

This fella seems to be pretty happy about the Mistress collection. She appears to have lots of ideas and contacts and will catch up with her one day.

Thought for the day.

When I woke up this morning, I asked myself,

"What, is life all about?"

I found the answers in my room.

The FAN said, "Be cool."

The ROOF said, "Aim high".

The WINDOW said, "See the world."

The CLOCK said, "Every minute is precious."

The MIRROR said, "Reflect before you act.

The CALANDER said, "Be up to date.

The DOOR said, "Push hard for your goals."

The FLOOR said,"Kneel down and pray and be thankful,

for what you have.