25/8/23

The mistress forecast is still gale force winds, in this unit of hers. Her coughing continues at a rapid rate at times, almost blowing us over. It is a long way for us to go to the floor if she continues to keep this up. All can be extremely quiet then. our peace is shattered. When she went to bed last night, we thought she would never stop coughing.  

Now we almost got caught out in the middle of the night. The mistress couldn't sleep, so came out and made a cup of tea. Some of us were caught out and didn't back to our bases. We don't think she noticed this whoopsie of ours. I hid under the table as it took me a while to climb onto my shelf. Phe the sweat was pouring out of me.

We had some time to ourselves when she went out today. Catching up with some fellas outside was fun, but they were moaning that the pool had no water on it. Their stupid Gnome brains wouldn't understand that the mistress is waiting until the weather warms up. Spring is coming she says. 

Loverboy has just called, OMG, the way these 2 carry on. It appears the mistress is going south tomorrow. It sounds like they are going somewhere tomorrow night. Oh well, we might get some peace from the gales that go on around here. 

Thought for the day.

When you get home after a hard day,

Visualize all your problems on your clothes.

When you get changed, 

Throw the problems in the washing basket along,

with the clothing.

Let it all go. 

By Kelvin Cruickshank.