Hamilton

10/3/23

Now I think the mistress is getting stressed about this balloon ride tomorrow. She couldn't sleep last night. The bed was comfy she told me but not the pillow. She wouldn't go out to the car at our doorway in the middle of the night to get her pillow. As for me, I had a great night. Nothing bothers me usually, but I guess after seeing the mistress buying rude Gnomes yesterday, this has given me a lot to think about. I can't believe she could even think about these let alone buy them. What are my mates at home going to say? Maybe they will run off to another garden in protest. Hmmm come to think of it, there are 2 lions at the entranceway, and they may not let us escape. We will have to call a meeting and think of a plan. 

 This trip has done things to her mind I feel, and now for goodness' sake, we are going up in this jolly Balloon tomorrow. How crazy I say. She has more money than sense. She says it's because her son can comfort her, and this gives her confidence and courage. Yeah right, if he has his head screwed on, he will be busy checking out the views. But what about me? Has anyone thought about how I feel? Gomes don't go in these things. 

I know, I wonder if this will go in the Guinness book of records.

A Gnome first. I could be even more famous. Don't tell the mistress though as I could hatch this plan later. Shes bound to get some photos aye.

😂😂😂I wonder if she sleeps tonight.!!!! I see she's brought her pillow in from the car.