Paeroa

27/2/23

Rain, rain, and more rain. Can't someone switch it off or delete it. In this day and age surely, someone knows how to do this. 

The mistress says google it. What on heaven's name is google. Oh, this is really hurting my brain cells. Ok, she said, check your books there must be an answer in them. Now I have a book on just about every topic and I have never come across this word.  

I think I need to lie down. Oh, I wish someone would bring me a beer or two because I sure need it today. The mistress says I need to keep up with this modern-day technology. 

What's technology? We gnomes are quite happy in our own world and don't need humans to stuff it up. I shall just tell her don't involve me in your so-called technology. 

Now, this cat is around here when it suits her, she demands food NOW. The mistress jumps to attention and seeks out what this animal needs. Then when she has eaten, she waltzes in here, the lounge, and plonks where she wishes and washes with her paw. Now, this tickled my fancy. It was so interesting, and I am keen on learning what these creatures do. How does she wash the rest of her body? The mistress says you will have to wait until Millie is ready to do this. Because she's just eaten it's important to her to clean her mouth straight away. But I saw her put her paw over her ears too. Yes, that's also important to cats. But why? 

She never had a comb, soap, or toothbrush. She licked her paw put the paw to her face and rubs it clean. Over and over again and again.

This animal stands on 3 legs while washing then does a little dance and changes position on a different 3 legs and washes the other side.

Have you ever seen anything so weird as this? I've got quite a long list now to consult with my mates at home.

The mistress says I need a wash, oh heck I'm off out of here.