Gisborne

A long day yesterday,4th Dec for the mistress. The road condition wasn't flash. She announced that the road signs were a joke. She muttered that doing as the sign said was so dangerous. 100k in what should have been 50k was ample. She spoke about the South Island wouldn't dare do this. I just keep quiet and MMOB and read my book. She was so tired that getting onto the internet was a mission and gave up last night.

We had to move motels as couldn't get a second night. Man, you want to see this posh pad. It's a home where they have altered it to accommodate the visitors. A very grand job. Well done, Nic. Accommodation is hard to get here Nic says. No wonder he's building on. 

5th Dec. She just took it quietly today, mooched around a couple of shops, then took me to the gardens. Gosh I'm so lucky you know. I saw all sorts of beautiful cacti flowering and some unusual flowers and I was perched on the ground in my happy place until she disturbed the peace and moved me to another patch, then another.....

I did enjoy the sunshine and fresh air though, but don't tell her will you.

I did hear her muttering that going the coast road to Tauranga was several hours long and would rather go to Opotiki from here. She liked that place once before when she visited it with her mother and wanted to go back again. A little birdie told me that strawberries grow well over there somewhere. mmm....I wonder what this means.

Well after the gardens she stumbled across a Mitre10, oh dear, she said I had to stay in the car cos she might bring back a surprise for me.  Aye what could this be?

OMG she was away ages. I was sleeping on her return and got a huge fright when she disturbed my dreams.

She plonked two new friends beside me, and said to start thinking about names for them, 1 fella and 1 girly girl.  They are both in their swim wear, oh heck you won't see me in swim wear, as I would get my hair wet and water in my ears and eyes. I'd rather have dirt on me, I really would you know. I hate being clean.

The mistress tried cleaning my teeth this morning again and I told her to p.... off. How dare she. A bit of dirt in my mouth is good for me. It's the vitamins I need these days. My aging body needs all the dirt I can get to keep me healthy. I've got a good mind when she's not around I will destroy the toothbrush. I'll fix her I will, you just watch me. That soap stuff is disgusting too. Mmmm think I'll get rid of it too.