My Mistress is

NUTS

These humans do all sorts of crazy things you know. I'd rather have stayed at the motel and read my book, but she wouldn't listen to me. Said we had a very important appointment at 10am and we couldn't be late. She had her sunnies on and we navigated the

stairs to our transport. OMG 

Her Buddie Rosemary and her

climbed aboard with me. This isn't gnome stuff. Where does she get these crazy ideas from. Heck the poor driver wondered what he had struck. His face a picture when he saw me. The two of them giggled and waved at everyone while we cruised around Picton and the lookout bays. Don't tell her, but I did enjoy the wind in my face and hair and a beautiful sunny day on the trike. The birds chirped while they looked at the scenery, oh I did enjoy hearing them. Was very peaceful and I hope she takes me back their cause it really was a great morning's entertainment. Shh don't her.....promise!!

Those 2 other friends of theirs were too chicken to have a ride.

Hey, do you know; we are going to be famous as that fella asked those humans, if he could put us on face book to promote his business. Famous😂 whippee.....

I don't mind at all, after all I'm the best looking, fella there. This trike purred like a baby, and I just rolled around the corners, admiring the view. The mistress gave me lovely cuddles as we travelled. She advised me not to get used to those cuddles.!! Hmmm